It’s bad enough that I have to deal with the moronic creationists and their crayon-tinged tirades it now appears I pissed off some wacko cryptozooligists named Deborama at a Blogger site ineptly called the Monster Research Blog. Here’s the post from some crank called Deborama back on April 28th 2011 who didn’t have the chutzpah to use their real name:

navigating crackpots and deceivers

When using Google to search for Ebu Gogo, one of the early hits is a site titled ‘floresgirl.com’ authored by this man, –> Erik John Bertel. He apparently holds a degree in biology and “has training” in physical anthropology. He worked in “several Fortune 1000″ companies and trained under the art critic, Lawrence Alloway, who apparently coined the term “Pop Art.” A regular jack-of-all-trades…

While Bertel questionably displays more information than is typically found about the Ebu Gogo, one quickly discerns that this site serves as an advertising ploy and launchpad for his “adventure novel” about two scientists who encounter an ancient tribe of Ebu Gogo (http://www.floresgirl.com/flores-girl-novel-trailer.htm) while researching on the island of Flores. Furthermore, the link to the associated blog page entices the reader by stating:

“More importantly and more provocatively can the Ebu Gogo or Homo floresiensis still be alive in a remote corner of Indonesia? Stay tuned for more or go to the flores girl blog for new insights!”

If one follows the link, one finds the continuous commentary of Bertel’s own personal politics, not information regarding potential sightings of this historically fabled creature.

Bertel seems to, at once, promote and diminish the validity of the Ebu Gogo as a living or recently extinguished branch of our evolutionary tree. I find this disappointing and detracting from the importance and enormity of the implications of the folk tales of the ebu gogo and the recent discoveries of the Homo floresiensis remains. Besides, he did a terrible job creating this cg representation:


Okay back to me.  I have so many problems with this post but their moronic blog won’t allow me to post my retort.  So here is my rebuttal and I know have more readers than insipid Monster Research Blog:

Dear Deborama:

Crackpot huh? Well duh, it’s a web site for my free speculative fiction novel, Flores Girl: The Children God Forgot and that makes me a crackpot?  How does writing a fictional account regarding the discovery of Homo floresiensis diminish the importance of this find? Deceiver? Is is a stretch to imagine that someone interested in the Ebu gogo might want to read a fictional account about their discovery? In any case, I’m glad my SEO efforts were not for naught.

Moreover; I guess being a crackpot is why I was contacted by a National Geographic video team about contributing to a documentary on Flores Island. And yes, I do know more that I am not at liberty to discuss about Homo floresiensis due to confidentiality issues with other cryptozoologists, so how’s that for fueling speculation?  Notice, I did not comment about my own personal views regarding the existence of the Ebu gogo or Homo floresiensis.

Sorry that my being a jack of all trades bothers you but I do agree with one point that you made and that was regarding the poor quality of the graphic image. I have a new image I am working that was reviewed by the physical anthropology researchers who have written extensively about the Homo floresiensis find.  Some of these researchers are the same professors that I studied with as a physical anthropology student at SUNY Stony Brook.

So your qualifications for calling me a crackpot include what, your ability to type a post at a computer?  You studied what by the way?  By the way did you bother to read the novel that has been downloaded 250,000 times? It’s free at floresgirl.com and I took great care to ensure the accuracy of my portrayal of these diminutive people. When you decide to do character assassination of a non-public person please have the good courtesy to open a dialog directly with that person rather than hiding and sniping anonymously from some blog. I make opinions all the time at the Flores Girl Blog but it’s with my real name! And if you do a little more research you will find the following posts about the Ebu gogo at the Flores Girl Blog so did you get anything right in your post other than the comment about the graphic?

How did the Ebu Gogo get to Flores?

Is Flores Island the new Galapagos?

YouTube Video of a dead Ebu Gogo or Homo floresiensis?

Strange Doings

The Ebu Gogo Legend and Flores Girl Novel

Cheers,

Erik John Bertel

 

Okay, this is kind of creepy but this ia You Tbue the inhabitants of Floes Island certainly have Ebu Gogo fever and why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKydfSw6Sw

Looks like a dead furbee with a bad hair day or a blond wig.  Yikes, not a real Ebu gogo or Homo floresiensis and totally fake!  The real guys were three foot tall and did not resemble a shrnken head! Truly craptacular.

Hard to believe that when I got the original idea for Flores Girl: The Children God Forgot that was in fact over six years ago. Back then I just had a germ of an idea that was fueled by the Homo floresiensis find in Flores and, interestingly, I was looking for a partner to help me write the original novel. There were no takers so I took it upon myself to learn how to become an author and write a novel. At best, it has been at best a bumpy journey with some of the original work being, how should we say, a bit rough. Doing the podcast for Podiobooks was also an interesting experience as well as taught myself both podcasting and narration. Still the readers and listeners share my enthusiasm for this story and the beloved protagonists of the novel Sarah and Richard.

However; what is even more amazing is that readers and listeners have downloaded the Flores Girl Novel and Podcast over 200,000 times! You read right, over 200,000 times! That includes the Flores Girl Podcast at Podiobooks, the ebook novel at Wattpad and downloads from numerous partners such Memoware and Smashwords. There has been so much attention associated with this novel that I was been contacted by National Geographic team this year.

Personal family responsibilities have delayed the editing of the sequel but this incredible demand has fueled my desire to complete the sequel “The Sacred and the Profane” within the next couple of months. More importantly, I have written a good chunk of the third novel and plan on three other spin off novels including a prequel and what can best be described as two über-sequels. So the trilogy will now include a total of six novels. I want to thank you all for you enthusiasm and your feedback. This adventure is just starting with the release of the sequel, “The Sacred and the Profane” and I hope you enjoy the subsequent Flores Girl Novels.

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How did the Ebu Gogo get to Flores?

John Roach for National Geographic News

New found stone tools suggest the evolutionary history of the “hobbits” on the Indonesian island of Flores stretches back a million years, a new study says—200,000 years longer than previously thought. So how did they get to Flores?

The hobbit mystery was sparked by the 2004 discovery of bones on Flores that belonged to a three-foot-tall (one-meter-tall), 55-pound (25-kilogram) female with a grapefruit-size brain.

The tiny, hobbit-like creature—controversially dubbed a new human species, Homo floresiensis—persisted on the remote island until about 18,000 years ago, even as “modern” humans spread around the world, experts say.

Found in million-year-old volcanic sediments, the newly discovered tools are “simple sharp-edged flakes” like those found at nearby sites on Flores—sites dated to later time periods but also associated with hobbits and their ancestors—said study co-leader Adam Brumm, an archaeologist at the University of Wollongong in Australia, via e-mail.

The finding implies that a culture of stone tool wielding ancient humans, with origins in Africa, survived on the island for much longer than previously believed, according to the new research, published online today by the journal Nature.

“That’s exciting,” because it suggests that by a million years ago, early humans had covered more ground on their exodus from Africa than previously thought, said paleontologist Chris Stringer of the Natural History Museum of London, who wasn’t involved in the new study.

(Read “Flores Find: The People Time Forgot” in National Geographic magazine.)

Hobbit Ancestors off the Hook?

The stone-and-bone record had suggested that the hobbits’ ancestors—perhaps upright-walking-but-small-brained Homo erectus—left Africa about 1.5 million years ago and reached Flores by 880,000 years ago.

Once there, it’s been thought, the hobbit ancestors quickly hunted a pygmy elephant species and a giant tortoise species to extinction.

The date of the newly discovered stone tools, though, suggests elephant and tortoise died off a hundred thousand years after Flores’s colonization —indicating that the early Flores colonizers’ role in the extinction “must have been minimal,” study co-leader Brumm said.

What’s more, these early colonizers could have been more primitive than H. erectus—”that is our working hypothesis,” he added.

When the bones of the hobbit were first reported in 2004, the discovery team suggested they belonged to a unique species, Homo floresiensis, that had descended from Homo erectus.

Since then, scientists studying the hobbit bones have found features in the wrist, feet, skull, jaw, brain, and shoulders that suggest the little creature descended from something more primitive.

“I think that’s looking increasingly likely from its anatomy,” said the Natural History Museum’s Stringer.

Hobbit Findings Questioned

Not everyone is ready to accept the new date.

“I have no problem with hominins”—human ancestors—”being on Flores at 1.2 million years ago,” anthropologist James Phillips said. “After all, they were on Java by around 750,000 [years ago].”

But the fact that the implements were found in million-year-old volcanic sediments doesn’t guarantee the artifacts are a million years old, said Phillips, an emeritus professor with the University of Illinois at Chicago, said via email.

“There are many ways”—such as water-driven processes—”in which artifacts can move through sediments,” Phillips said.

He’s also dismayed that the new study assumes that stone-tool technology changed little on Flores for more than a million years.

“Everywhere else on Earth, change was slow but always—and I emphasize always—occurred.”

Controversy is nothing new in hobbit science, with many experts still at odds over whether Homo floresiensis is a separate species at all.

Several scientists have argued, for example, that the hobbits were modern humans with a genetic condition that causes dwarfing and other defects.

Hobbit Ancestors Rafted to Flores?

Regardless of what they were and when they arrived, the question remains: How did primitive humans get to Flores in the first place?

The Natural History Museum’s Stringer buys into a theory that they may have migrated from Africa, perhaps on foot, to the island of Sulawesi (map). There, the ancient humans may have been washed to sea by a tsunami—currents off Sulawesi flow southward, toward Flores.

“These creatures most likely got moved on rafts of vegetation,” he said.

To help shore up this theory, the team behind the original hobbit discovery is currently looking for evidence on Sulawesi that would prove humans occupied the island even earlier than they did Flores.

My theory is that humans set to sea earlier than we what we have uncovered in the anthropological record.  And if humans did set to sea earlier did they take the hobbits or Homo floresiensis for the ride and why?

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From  New Scientist: Whether they are robust brutes or tiny midgets, it appears humans just can’t stop getting it on with each other and now apparently with other human species.

Our first bizarre tale of cross species dating comes from Svante Pääbo’s team at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany. It appears that the genome of humans today is roughly 1 to 4 per cent Neanderthal (Science, vol 328, p 710). This disturbing fact is true for all non-Africans with the implication that H. sapiens and Neanderthals interbred sometime between 100,000 and 45,000 years ago.  That means after the first humans left Africa but before they split into regional populations that inhabited Europe and Asia.

Jeffrey Long at the University of New Mexico in Albuquerque presented results from nearly 100 modern human populations at a meeting of the American Association for Physical Anthropologists confirming this find. His work provided evidence that Eurasians obtained some of their genetic diversity from breeding with other Homo species (Neanderthals-Homo neanderthalensis?) after they left Africa. Interestingly, other genome work indicates that Neanderthals had some genes for red hair.  I’m not sure where this is going but I will leave it to the reader to fill in the blanks depending on their affinity for red hair.

Similarly, scientists also noticed an increase in genetic diversity among Indo-Pacific peoples, dating to around 40,000 years ago.  The timing of this genetic diversity makes it highly unlikely that it came from sexual romps of humans with Neanderthals simply because those northern brutes were not into warm weather, unless there was a prehistoric spring break that has yet to be discovered.  That leaves several likely suspects, including Homo erectus and perhaps the diminutive Homo floresiensis, the dwarf hobbits of Flores Island legends that were kicking around 18,000 years ago. The dwarf  hobbits were three feet tall, had pot bellies, sloping foreheads and big feet.  Oh well, as they say, at closing time all of the girls start to look like models.

Now the hobbits, or the Ebu Gogo as they are called by the natives on Flores Island, are always a bit more problematic, just as they are in my novel Flores Girl: The Children God Forgot. There are some real issues to be addressed particularly as to how the much larger humans got it on with the three foot tall hobbits or why the hobbits would even let the such giants near them.  However, keep in mind that ancient Asian humans were much smaller than they are today and it was probably common for them to be less than five feet tall forty thousand years ago.  That’s less of incongruous disconnect in size than imagining today’s six foot tall human specimens dating these three foot midgets.

Now if you are a creationists it’s all good, because according to the Young Earthers, the world is only six thousand years and all of these different species -Neanderthals, Homo erectus and homo floresiensis- are actually just individual variations on the same human species.  Whether they be big-footed midgets like Homo floresiensis or robust chinless Neanderthals that were built like Arnold Swarchenegger to the creationists they are all Homo sapiens.

However, if you are a rational person believing in evolution and an earth a little older than six thousand years, this bizarre dating scenario does stretch the imagination.  Really, how do those first dates go? However, it does address the vexing question as to how Homo floresiensis  or the Ebu Gogo got to Flores Island in the first place.  After all, there was no land bridge for them to trudge across in Indonesia.  Perhaps they were ritualistic sex toys for an early human priesthood that insisted on ferrying the hobbits from island to island on early boats, sort of a prehistoric religious singles cruise.  Sounds weird and bizarre, but hey they were human right and sometimes we do some kinky stuff.  Apparently let’s get it on was a common refrain tens of thousands of years ago but on second thought I don’t think I could ever get that drunk.

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Homo floresiensis – A million years old?

Homo floresiensis, nicknamed the ‘hobbits’ of human evolution, have been found only on the island of Flores, Indonesia, dating to 17,000 years ago. Are these fossil archaic humans the source of the Ebu Gogo legend on Flores Island and who was its ancestor? When and how did they get to Flores?

Everything we thought we knew about the hobbits is changing with the discovery of stone tools on Flores that suggests premodern humans were there a million years ago, at least 120,000 years earlier than previously thought. A research team said they found 45 stone tools in Wolo Sege in the Soa basin in Flores. Led by Adam Brumm at the Center of Archaeological Science in the University of Wollongong in New South Wales, Australia, the researchers used new dating methods and found that the stone tools were about a million years old. “It is now clear, however, in light of the evidence from Wolo Sege, that hominins were present on Flores (a million years ago). This suggests that the non-selective, mass death of Stegondon sondaari and giant tortoise … could represent a localized or regional extinction,” they wrote in their paper.

Early on researchers speculated that “Flores man” was thought to be a descendant of homo erectus, who had a large brain, was full-sized and spread out from Africa to Asia about two million years ago. Previous stone tool discoveries showed that a yet unknown early human had arrived on Flores by 880,000 years ago, suggesting that this species might have exterminated some of the Flores’s indigenous animals, including the pygmy elephant-like Stegodon and giant tortoises, which both disappeared at around the same time. The new tool finds imply that some human ancestor, perhaps the Ebu gogo’s ancestors coexisted with these animals for much longer and their excessive hunting caused the disappearance of these indigenous species. “Whatever species made it to the island 1 million years ago, it was probably an ancestor of Homo floresiensis”, says William Jungers, an anthropologist at Stony Brook University in New York. And one has to ask are these proto-humans the progenitor of the Ebu gogo legend?

More importantly and more provocatively can the Ebu Gogo or Homo floresiensis still be alive in a remote corner of Indonesia? Stay tuned for more or go to the flores girl blog for new insights!