Obama served up the bait and Rush Limbaugh devoured it whole as if it was his last Vicodin. The hatred that Rush spewed over the testimony of Sandra Fluke was a not so gentle reminder of conservative males hatred for women as sexual equals and as independent sexual entities. It’s an unlikely group of allies but I found myself asking why do all conservative types, religious nuts and the Taliban, despite some of their protests to the contraire, hate women so much? Sure, they will tell you they love their women but apparently only in the roles of mother, sexual partner and domestic help. If a woman should step out of those boundaries they are immediately suspect of being lewsenuous and evil.

This all came to a head when Sandra Fluke, a law student, was testifying to Congress about having to pay for her contraception that was not being covered by Georgetown. This excerpt is from the Huffington Post:

Rush Limbaugh doubled down on his incendiary comments about Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown law student who was denied the right to speak at a contraception hearing, during his Friday show. The conservative radio host sparked outrage on Wednesday when he called Fluke “a slut” and “a prostitute.” He alleged that she was “having so much sex” that she couldn’t afford contraception. He went further the next day, adding, “if we’re going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.”

Rush took to the cause and of course twisted her words around and stated that in effect she wanted to get paid for all that sex and what did that make her? A slut? A prostitute? What the hell is this, the 1950’s or maybe the 1100’s? Moreover; Rush obviously doesn’t understand how modern female contraception works, i.e. to be effective the pills must be taken continuously and not necessarily taken as needed. I’ll make this easier for the mentally challenged neocons out there such as Rush: despite your tawdry daydreams a woman taking birth controls pills does not necessarily correlate to her having continuous sex every day. Plus many women take birth control pills to manage their monthly cycles better; again all nuances that would elude a male knuckle dragger like Rush. How many wifes did he have?

I also find Rush’s tasteless, prurient comment about wanting to watch her sex tape for his tax dollars somewhat curious. Never mind, that Ms. Fluke was actually calling for her university’s private insurance plan to cover birth control like many other private insurance plans, again no government dollars involved but Rush was never one to let the truth to get in the way of a good crude remark. However; this comment did give me pause and some insight as to how I could find some common ground for both Tea Party and Occupy Wall street activists. In fact, I know we all agree, that nobody and I do mean nobody, wants to see a Rush Limbaugh sex tape! My eyes, my eyes, they burn!

The Repucons presidential candidates were of course scurrying for cover. Romney looked confused about the issue and Santorum looked disgusted by Rush’s comment but I think this response was more in tune with his overall prudish repulsion of anything sexual other than making babies. As to Rush, he could care less about the impact on the presidential election; he loves having a so-called black leftist in White House and serving up the red meat to his rabid following.

Rush’s lame arguments made his comments about the government controlling your sexuality are equally disingenuous and farcical. In fact, it is the Catholic Church that wants to control the reproductive rights of all Catholic females as well as the non-Catholics in their employ and they are quite up front about their desired goals. Whereas, the government doesn’t say you have to take the birth control pills they just want to leave you with option that all other women in this country have. More neocon lies!

Of course, the other famous necon chicken hawk on Faux News, Bill O’Reilly, didn’t want to be left out of the fun and he also showed how real men should behave: don’t fight in wars you clamber for but instead display your manliness by disparaging women whenever given the opportunity. By the way, Bill’s deferment from the Vietnam War was based on his college attendance while Rush’s deferment was granted due to a pilonidal cyst, basically an abscessed hair on his ass – a true story by the way. Way to man up guys!

Of course, this is an argument being drawn with crayons and blunt ones at that but the meanness of the attacks also begs the question: “What explains the hatred of women by conservative males?” Off hand you could say religion and that is partly true. All major religions institutionalize misogyny after all it’s in the Bible and we all know how women are the purveyors of the Original Sin. But there also seems to be lot of boyish jealous rage by men over women not reciprocating their manly love and there is the persistent fear men have over a woman’s preternatural ability to create life.

The only good sensible response from normal folks is do what many advertisers have done; remove their ads and stop watching and listening to Rush. Sorry, it’s not going to happen, Neocons love this type of misogynistic hatred plus Rush loves getting attention, like a little boy pulling his wiener out of his pants for the shock value. But how is this incident different from the outrage that occurred when Imus infamously called Rutgers black basketball player “hoes”? Imus got fired even after meeting with the girls and apologizing to them but Rush just doubles down on the hate seemingly with no real repercussions. Well there is one, advertisers have started to pull their marketing dollars from his show and Rush has since been forced to a rushed apology before the bleeding worsened. Each more drop leaving Rush to curse his plight to his minions. Kind of sad actually.

My real concern is why are women so quiet as this male oriented assault goes on? Whether you are on either side of the debate women seem to be content to let the men battle it out and speak for them. That’s a big mistake. Enough, it’s time to be heard! And as to Rush, well karma is a bitch, sorry no sexual slur intended and I have a nasty feeling your next go around in life will be to come back as a Pakistani transsexual with Bill O’Reilly as your sidekick!

Many readers will accuse me of being a liberal but that is couldn’t be farther from the truth. I prefer the term neo-libertarian meaning I’m a fiscal conservative that also believes that the government and Catholic Church should stay the hell out of yours and mine bedroom! I voted McCain in the last election and felt that Bush left us a financial meltdown and two wars whereas Obama basically prolonged the recession. I also recognize the strong whiff of racism in neocon rhetoric in regards to a black president. I feel both parties insist on doubling down on the same stupid, tired policies that got us into this mess to begin with and that the only solution is to have term limits so that corruption is no longer generational in Congress.

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It's About Jobs, Stupid!

To me this taxation argument is irrelevant. You can quarrel all you want about taxes or cutbacks we’re just not going to grow like we are accustomed to and the American middle-class will soon be an endangered species. American business has found it easier to out source their job costs, pollution issues and compliance challenges overseas to some third world nation where the costs and standards are lower than in the USA. And if they need someone to bail them out overseas they can always hire some American kids for the cheap in the military because the kids can’t find any other work stateside anymore.

Over the past two decades the sectors that promised to create jobs that would replace the lost manufacturing jobs, service and technology, have been outsourced to India. The manufacturing jobs, of course, went to China. In the meantime we have been reduced to third world status by exporting raw materials to China. The Chinese do their part by buying our now downgraded Treasury bonds.

It’s really that simple, no jobs, no growth as long as American corporations are allowed to shelter their profits overseas. The housing bubble, like the Internet bubble before it, artificially hid the lack of job growth. Frankly, I doubt the financial markets are capable of conjuring up another bubble to mask the true pain of job loss for the middle class. Worse, Obama doesn’t get it nor do the Republicans.

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Of Birthers and Deathers

Yes, it’s been a bad week week for fundamentalist religious cults and I’m not just talking about al-Qaeda. As bad as it was for al-Qaeda it’s been a devastating two weeks for the tea party members or what I call the Republican birthers. First, Obama releases his birth certificate and he trumps that performance, sorry Donald, by writing Osama Bin Laden’s death certificate. Talk about being ballsy! Tea party members were having enough problems sustaining momentum from the recent budget clash with the President but this news was devastating to their fundamentalist cause.

Then Obama threw the tea party members a bone by not releasing Osama’s death photo and it instantly gave rise to a nascent deather movement that insisted the administration was perpetuating yet another fraud on a gullible American public. Hell, they had to get something right, right? The Internet was alive with all sorts of chatter even more so than the al-Qaeda sycophants. It finally hit a crescendo when the queen bee of tea baggers, Sarah Palin, twittered that Obama so just stop “pussy footing around” and release the damn photo. Good times, huh? But alas, that movement was also to be short-lived because al-Qaeda soon acknowledged that in deed their spiritual leader Osama was no more, a victim of American resolve and presumed to be chum for the denizens of the ocean bottom.

So what’s a poor birther to do? No birth certificate and then Obama takes out public enemy number one all in the span of a couple of weeks. The only ones more despondent than the birthers has to be that motley collection of Republican presidential nominees left with no agenda other than the budget. But have no fear birthers and I take you back to a simpler time almost twenty years ago and to the wise words of a lone deranged muppet named James Carville who cried in the political wilderness:

“It’s the economy, stupid!”

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Its amusing how much obsessive energy goes into questioning the birth certificate of Obama by Tea Party advocates.  I didn’t vote for Obama as much out of respect for McCain as for my innate distrust of Obama’s redistribution of wealth plans. That said, I can also smell the whiff of racism in the tea-bagger birthers take back the country campaign which is really synonymous with tired, old white guys who despise Obama’s dark skin. The birther issue, much like the 9-11 conspiracy theory, was fueled as much by distrust, paranoia and wishful thinking by birthers than being based on any real factual information.

Same can be said of Tea Party zeal for going after the unions for all of the nation’s troubles. Of course, all of the fools are just spouting the words of the Rupert Murdoch funded conservative Fox News propaganda machine. You don’t hear nearly as much vitriol regarding the TARP funds and where the money went into billion dollar bonuses for fund managers and widows.  The Fox News dogs heed their master fairly well and frankly nobody on either side of the political spectrum really knows what to make of the TARP mess.  Like the remains at Gilgo the consequences of the TARP episode will take time to expose and by then the trail will have grown considerably colder.

However; tea part advocates need not fear about lacking appropriate family fare entertainment now that the germaphobic, people firing, liberal entremanurial publicity machine called Donald Trump announced his entry  to an already colorful field of Republican presidential aspirants.  And boy does he knows how to work a conservative Tea Party audience particularly by stoking this birther nonsense.  I give Trump credit for taking China on and how uneven the competitive manufacturing playing field is with China but the rest of his platform borders on sheer lunacy.

Why lunacy?  Well, let’s look at one of Trump’s foreign policy initiatives and you can forget about calling Trump a cowboy; his take on the Mideast oilfield strategy would make even a foreign policy cowboy like George Bush blush in its sheer audacity! To quote Donald about the Iraq oil fields, “You’re taking– we’re reimbursing ourselves– at least, at a minimum, and I say more.  We’re taking back $1.5 trillion to reimburse ourselves (for the Iraq war).”    Let’s see, we are going to invade and decimate your country, kill thousands of your citizens for non-existent WMDs and then charge you back for the privilege because… well we’re America and we can! What a deal and as only The Donald can pitch to a world-wide audience!  This guy is a genius, I don’t care what they say about his cross-weaved combover being “an elaborate structure best left to an architecture critic”.

And is that the real problem with going off the political deep end with the Donald , we just don’t get to have the real conversation about social entitlements and how do we go about equitably cutting them back?  Instead, we get more side-show snake oil entertainment from a carnival barker. Fret not however; Trump’s team of crack investigators will soon get to the bottom of the Obama birth certificate mystery, whether you gave a damn or not!

Latest News:

“Well I’ve been told very recently, Anderson, that the birth certificate is missing,” Trump told CNN’s Anderson Cooper Monday. “I’ve been told that it’s not there or it doesn’t exist. And if that’s the case it’s a big problem.”

Latest word is Trump now wants to see Obama’s college grades in addition to his birth certificate. Obama should agree but with the caveat that Trump must release a video on his hair styling techniques.  Enquiring minds want to know!

BREAKING NEWS:  OBAMA RELEASES LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE! NOW WHAT WILL BIRTHERS DO!


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Update: Conservative talk show host Sean Hannerty decided to defend Christine O’Donnell’s position on masturbation because it was consistent with her Roman Catholic faith. Unfortunately, an old 11 year old video from Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect Show indicates that while Christine has a problem with the auto-erogenous she also had a dalliance with the occult in her youth.  Wonder how Sean feels about defending Christine’s advocacy of witchcraft? Got hand it to her; she is quite the flake!

That’s the problem with the conservative freaks, their criticisms are far ranging except regarding their very own.  However Sean Hannerty does have a point that the left also has a nasty habit of defending Muslim fundamentalism under the guise of multiculturalism.   Frankly, I never had a problem with calling out the fundamentalist freaks.  Muslim extremist have hijacked their religion to push their own agenda of misogyny, anti-western and anti-Antisemitism lies all in the guise of their religion when in fact they have just hijacked the words of the prophets. What is scary is that moderate Muslims have chosen to remain silent which in turn signifies their tacit support of such extremists. Do they really want the world to become an entirely misogynistic, antisemitic and anti-christian burka shrouded existence?

From CNN:

Christine O’Donnell is the 41-year-old upset winner of Delaware’s GOP Senate primary. Christine O’Donnell, who is struggling to gain the support of GOP leaders, insists she will win the general election with or without the backing of the Republican establishment.  She does have the backing of Sarah Palin however.

Politically, O’Donnell is firmly aligned with Tea Party movement, which funneled more than $150,000 to her campaign shortly before Tuesday’s primary. Largely opposed to abortion rights and gun control, she has been endorsed by two conservative populists — former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Sen. Jim DeMint of South Carolina.

Among other things, O’Donnell, a Catholic, once headed a pro-abstinence group called Saviors Alliance for Lifting the Truth.

“We need to address sexuality with young people,” she said in an interview that aired on MTV in the 1990s. “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. [And] you can’t masturbate without lust.” Hardly seems worth the effort without the lust?

Soory but a true conservative leaves both your wallet and your soul alone. Do we really need the government to teach masturbation abstinence to our school kids? And that’s going to work? And really, isn’t masturbation preferable to some of the other alternatives for relieving sexual tension in young adults and it definitely qualifies for most people as safe sex, right? Even Tea baggers can’t argue with that logic or can they?

In keeping with the sexual nature of this post check out this definition of a tea bagger: white Republicans who lost their business/home in the great recession, blames Obama rather than Bush or someone who rests their testicles on another person face. Never realized why the Tea Party hates the term “tea bagger”.

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Tea Party and Mastrubating Without Lust

From CNN:

Christine O’Donnell is the 41-year-old upset winner of Delaware’s GOP Senate primary. Christine O’Donnell, who is struggling to gain the support of GOP leaders, insists she will win the general election with or without the backing of the Republican establishment.  She does have the backing of Sarah Palin however.

Politically, O’Donnell is firmly aligned with Tea Party movement, which funneled more than $150,000 to her campaign shortly before Tuesday’s primary. Largely opposed to abortion rights and gun control, she has been endorsed by two conservative populists — former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Sen. Jim DeMint of South Carolina.

Among other things, O’Donnell, a Catholic, once headed a pro-abstinence group called Saviors Alliance for Lifting the Truth.

“We need to address sexuality with young people,” she said in an interview that aired on MTV in the 1990s. “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. [And] you can’t masturbate without lust.” Hardly seems worth the effort without the lust?

Soory but a true conservative leaves both your wallet and your soul alone. Do we really need the government to teach masturbation abstinence to our school kids? And that’s going to work? And really, isn’t masturbation preferable to some of the other alternatives for relieving sexual tension in young adults and it definitely qualifies for most people as safe sex, right? Even Tea baggers can’t argue with that logic or can they?

In keeping with the sexual nature of this post check out this definition of a tea bagger: white Republicans who lost their business/home in the great recession, blames Obama rather than Bush or someone who rests their testicles on another person face. Never realized why the Tea Party hates the term “tea bagger”.

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I wrote this blog over two years ago and there was a small firestorm surrounding my simple blog observation about the movie Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed not having any bootlegs in the market:

There is an easy way to measure the success of any studio movie and that is by measuring how many bootleg copies there are out there on the street. You know think Jerry Seinfeld and they range in quality from pre-studio release copies to poor copies taken by Kramer wannabes. In comparison, copies of Iron Man have already hit the street. Now, before some reader goes off on a rant, let me set the record straight about bootlegs. I actually go to the movies or rent from Blockbuster on a weekly basis and if it’s a visually stunning movie. buy a legit copy for my own personal use. Why? I am a video and audiophile with a home theater and enjoy the sights and sounds of a good movie. Bootleg copies of movies are often of wildly varying quality and in almost all cases they don’t meet my exacting standards. Yes, I am one of those weirdos that play with different brands of HDMI cables.

With that said, I have to be honest with you there was no way I was going to spend $20 and give that money to the ICR, Institute of Creation Research, to watch Expelled. Plus, I would never subject my wife to an hour and half of this drivel, her time is too precious and she would kill me if I did. Moreover, I don’t go to the movies alone, its has been a couples ritual for me during the entirety of my life and I am certainly not changing my ways for Expelled and Ben Stein.

So I have been looking for a bootleg copy to watch to make my comments on this blog but guess what? There are no bootlegs, the street vendors don’t have any copies nor is it available online as a valid torrent. I even noticed that most of the major movie critics have kept away from reviewing this masterpiece as well (no, your pastor doesn’t count!).

Why? Supply and demand baby, nobody wants to see Ben Stein drone on about the horrors of Darwinism save a handful of religious fundamentalists and conservative gadflies. The rest of the silent majority is too busy trying to figure how we can afford to fill our cars with a tankful of gas, thank you Mr. George Bush. The gross to date, a month after the release of Expelled, is just shy of $7.5 M, not exactly Michael Moore territory for a documentary. So much for a Creationist’s revolution in the United States and things will not fare much better for this crowd with the fall presidential election. You can already hear the yawns!

Well in two years two events have transpired.  First, I finally sat or should I say laid down to watch this this Ben Stein snore fest and while there may not be any bootlegs there are some Expelled torrents are currently available at your local pirate sites. So, score one for Ben but I didn’t pay for the privlege of watching this propaganda! Not I didn’t illegally download the movie but I used my Netflix account.  By the way, accompanying the torrents is usually some acerbic exchanges between true believers but frankly overall the movie  was a flop in galvanizing the Christian fundamentalists in the scientific community; moreover, the Obama election was a big blow to their movement.

And my final review of the movie?  Well, I feel asleep twice while watching this mess.  It was boring and ponderous and the quick cuts to some vintage movie outtakes was tedious at best and not very amusing.  Also, the movie’s argument about academic ostracism has long since been discredited and if Intelligent Design proponents feel like pariahs that is more a function of their poor science and not necessarily directed at their individual religious beliefs. Irreducible complexity,  that is the idea that biological systems are too complex to evolve from simpler predecessors,  is a poor argument no matter how many times it gets trotted out.   Why?  Basic genetic work has shown how the switching on and off of given genes can have myriad effects on biological systems, some good and some bad.  Turning on retro features such as teeth in chick embryos is now doable and demonstrates s the basic elements of how genetics can drive evolution via natural selection.

Furthermore, Ben Stein’s argument that the Nazis used Darwinism as an excuse to kill Jews is a stupid, specious argument.  There is little in Hitler’s past indicates that he was a big Darwin fan but rather he was an ardent anti-Semite  that used his hatred as a rallying point among his German constituency. The Nazi concept of the master race had more to do with some pagan notions of Arayat supremacy that it had to do with either the natural selection of Darwinism or, for that matter, Christianity. One could easily argue that Christianity was more to blame for the Holocaust than science, but neither would be an accurate interpretation of what actually transpired in Nazi Germany.

In any case, this all seems so long ago and the movie’s failure to become an Intelligent Design rallying point combined with it’s pitiful $8 million in total revenue speaks volumes about the present state of the Creationist movement.  Today the focus is on jobs and not religious fundamentalism in the US unless your Muslim and insistent on building a mosque near the WTC site. That will be the subject of another blog and you maybe surprised by my take on the issue.

Cheers,

Erik John Bertel

Author of Flores Girl: The Children God Forgot

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Now that Bernie Madoff’s is off to prison for a 150 or so years and getting his first taste of true prison cuisine I thought I would help Bernie out with his new prison to do list. So here are my top ten suggested To Do’s for Bernie:

10. Become pen pals with Martha Stewart and learn from her how to accessorize those adorable prison jumpers. Also, Martha’s handy tips on how to hide a shiv in a frosted layer cake are good too but that’s, of course, assuming Bernie didn’t screw her as well.

9. Get out those handwritten personalized holiday thank you notes to your clients that Bernie has been dying to do for years. While he’s at it, he can also send thank you notes to the 400 or so investigators at the S.E.C. for blithely ignoring his audacious Ponzi scheme for 13 years and the subsequent loss of $65 billion dollars.

8. Learn speed is more important than cleanliness when taking your showers in prison and that being old and wrinkly is no reason to excuse yourself from a quick shower tryst.

7. After learning the shower lesson above Bernie can become a Born-Again Christian and repent his sins. Failing acceptance by Born-Again’s and any personal protection they can afford him, he can then join the Aryan Nation and get some really radical prison tats.

6. If that doesn’t work Bernie can get big fast, I mean really fast or he can organize a prison cigarette investment fund. Actually, he’s better off getting big fast! Think like A-Rod and have your cousin visit you in jail!

5. Failing that, Bernie can petition the prison system and tell officials that he is a woman trapped in a man’s body and demand that the taxpayers pay for his sex change operation as an accommodation to his new cell mate Bubba. Again, Martha maybe handy for giving you a few, quick prison makeup tips.

4. Become a leading advocate for prison inmate rights and demand the availability of Viagra for all conjugal visits. Might one to explore this one before pursuing item 5, however.

3. Adding to a growing list of prisoner rights perhaps Bernie can twitter to his following some of his ongoing jail house experiences. In response to “what are you doing?” Bernie can bang out, “Oh no, Bubba’s got that gleam in his eye again, I got to be…,” while hoping he is keeping his tweet under 140 characters. Actually, I can do a whole column on that!

2. He can vow to live an additional 50 years so that when Bernie’s a 125 he can be paroled after the Obama budget finally bankrupts the entire country and the prison system.

And last but not least:

1. Bernie can finally write that tell all book about personal financial investment he has had a hankering to do. Failing success on the NY Times Best Seller list, he can then write a sequel called the ultimate “Dummies Book on Ponzi Schemes”. It will become the must read book for the S.E.C. and all law enforcement agents.

Actually, since Bernie has all this time on his hands he can also download my free eBook novel Flores Girl: The Children God Forgot. Bernie, it is truly a free book novel and a fun read if I do say so myself.

And by all means feel free to add your own Bernie to do’s for this list. Maybe I’ll put together a second list with your suggestions!

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I think I am witnessing the end of American civilization as I  know it. Americans continues to insist on being fed stupid rhetoric during election time and we come back asking for more from our supposed leaders.

Here is some of the stupid banalities we are being force fed and that we have begun to accept without question:

1. Only God fearing Christians are good and qualified to lead this country. This country was founded by Christian ideals and atheists need not apply. Average Americans act like they never heard of ancient Greece and democracy even though our founding fathers were steeped in the traditions of Socrates and Plato.  Talk about elitists! There is no such thing as a good atheists.

2. Greed and speculation is good and the government should just step out of the way that is until the system collapses of its own corruption.

3. Any foreign diplomatic solution short of war is appeasement and is a failure of the American spirit.

4. If you disagree with me you are not a true American.

5. Fairness is implied because you are born in America.

6. If you think too much you are part of the problem and are probably an elitist/socialist.

7. Only dumb-asses know what is good for Americans and thus are only qualified for leadership.

8. If I can’t have a beer with you or talk to you during my kid’s soccer game you are not qualified to lead.

9. Liberals, atheists and agnostics are all going to hell and need not apply for candidacy.

10. All of the problems with the US are directly attributable to liberals, atheists, illegal immigrants and lazy minorities.

11. With a lot of determination anybody can succeed in the US and become rich.  The American economy is the Lotto of the free enterprise system you just got to play it to win it! If you’re not rich it’s because you ae lazy or you didn’t want it enough.

12. Joe the plumber is an average American who wants to succeed at starting a small business and is not an opportunist.

13. Sarah Palin is a bright and gutsy mavericky politician. No Hillary is she.

14. Congress sucks but not my Congressmen, that’s why I keep reelecting him.

15.  There’s no such thing as political patronage; it’s the lobbyists that are killing this country.

16. My gun protects me from criminals and the government.

17. Republicans are better than Democrats for the economy.

18. Drill baby Drill.

19.  I don’t have to pay more taxes for the Iraq war, the bailouts, rebuilding New Orleans, health care or Social Security.

20. The future is so bright if the elitists would just get out of the way.

21. Politicians can make my life better if they would just listen to me!

22. Obama is the modern day equivalent of a political savior!

Be sure to vote otherwise you have no right to complain about the results!  Otherwise, I am reminded of the old Henrik Ibsen line about “the majority is always wrong; the minority is rarely right.”

As the election nears its conclusion ugly recriminations have begun to be exchanged within the McCain- Palin camps as to who is to blame for the failures of their campaign. Up to this point we have had Sarah Palin thrust upon us as the All-American Soccer Mom-Politician, sort of a new age take on Mrs. Smith takes on Washington. During her campaigning Sarah railed against Congress, the elite and mainstream media while basking in the light of adoring fans while at the same time breast feeding her son.

Why are such broad brush strokes used to describe Sarah? First, let me say one thing I do recognize about Americans is that we are not big on nuance. Take for instance the McCain supporter who claimed a black Obama supporter carved on the letter “B” on her face the other day. McCain’s Karl Rove operatives were all over the story leaking it to the press only to find out the dumb ass actually carved the letter herself backwards in a mirror. Oh, did she mention it was a dyslexic black Obama supporter? Again, we are not big on nuance and, hence, my somewhat offensive blog article title.

So as Sarah got elevated to Super-Mom status we find out a few ugly facts about McCain’s running mate. First, it was the $150,000 wardrobe makeover she and her family underwent not exactly the clothing allowance of your average soccer mom. This was followed by other rumblings such as this nugget from the McCain camp:

“Her lack of fundamental understanding of some key issues was dramatic,” said another McCain source with direct knowledge of the process to prepare Palin after she was picked. The source said it was probably the “hardest” to get her “up to speed than any candidate in history.”

That was followed by the insinuations that Sarah instead of being “Mrs. Joe” everybody was in fact a Diva not paying attention to the script she was given. It appears Sarah was being a bit like Hillary and playing for 2012 rather than 2008 when it appeared the McCain election was about to be lost.

There are other issues too that are not being addressed by the media and frankly, I don’t know or care if Sarah is nursing her youngest son but do Americans realize that for the first time in American history there is still a remote possibility that we could have an American President that is actually breastfeeding? Besides the prurient aspects of this possibility, this is obviously another nail in the coffin of the stuffy old, white guys who have been running and running down our country for the past two hundred plus years. Much has been made of Obama possibly being the first black president, second if you count Bill Clinton, but we never had a mother running this country and being the “Commander in Chief” before.

Other nations have already had female leaders typically Prime Ministers. These women tended to be older, mature types that had withstood the political winds of their respective countries. Some were maternal, perhaps loving partners to their respective mates but the essence that made them most feminine was long in the past by the time they took office. Face it, Palin is a younger, untried personality much like Obama. Plus, we know scientifically that women are genetically and hormonally different than their males counterparts. Accordingly, women have been treated very differently by Western culture and to some degree negatively. That has changed with the advent of total war and while we have had a prohibition against woman serving in combat units that does not mean they have been in harm’s way, particularly in Iraq, so the political sands have been slowly shifting in favor of women expanding their role in society.

Biden recently made a comment about Obama being tested during his first six months in office. A lot of people have been thinking that about an Obama presidency but Biden said this as a stupid off-the cuff remark that engendered all sort of comebacks from the McCain-Palin camp. But what if McCain wins and one morning several months into his presidency McCain never gets up. Come on, you know he is old enough to peacefully go in the middle of the night, right? Consequently, we would have the untried Palin as President and Commander in Chief of this country. Once she gets in office, terrorists decide to test her because hell that is what they do to any American President. They hold hostage a number of Americans and among the hostages are a number of children. Being a mother does this color her judgment and subsequently alter her tactical response to the situation?

Most people will say what the hell does her gender have to do with any of this? These are the same people who say race has nothing to do with this campaign. Nice brave, politically correct words but we all know differently. For the average African-American you don’t think Obama’s color makes a difference? Did Kennedy make a difference to voting Catholics in 1960? Kennedy’s Catholicism did not make a difference to some Protestants at that time? For the young, first-time voter you don’t think age makes a difference? You’re telling me they don’t think McCain is a fossil who can’t even boot a computer never mind download an MP3? You don’t think Hispanics don’t care that Obama is black? Or for that matter some white Americans don’t think he is a black Arab? Yes, brave politically correct words but not really grounded in the reality of the American electorate and the behavior of people in general. Nuance Alert: I didn’t say all Americans are rednecks but I did say they are human.

This type of fossil, conservative thinking about the ramifications of Palin being President is, of course, negated by the black man’s presence. After all, she is not running as President and Obama is and, for many Palin is clearly the lesser of two possible evils. If she ever got into the Oval office images of her kids playing would abound as she commanders the office of Chief Executive. Think of Kennedy and John John and you’ll scare the hell out of lot of people. Plus she could be breast feeding one of her brood at that time! Really, this is not an issue for the American people? How about America’s enemies? Think about Kennedy playing poker with Khrushchev during the Cuban Missile? Would a mother behave or negotiate differently with a powerful enemy knowing that her child could ultimately be killed by her decisions? What about your enemies who may not be so politically correct? If you’re Putin, do you reconsider annexing Georgia if a nursing mother is running the United States?

On second thought, maybe we need more of that type of maternal thinking in this world? Think about all the wars and stupid bloodshed we have seen started and waged by tired, old white men who were more concerned about their egos and place in history than they were concerned about the fates of their children. And, face it, nobody does total war like tired, old white men. Maybe a mother would be a refreshing change of pace and perhaps their perspective is one that is long overdue in our government? But isn’t Palin’s son serving in Iraq and isn’t she in favor of the war, claiming Iraq is a mission from God? Being a woman hasn’t stopped female suicide bombers, right?

Let’s face it, bringing this breastfeeding issue up is another variation on the old double standard, right and I am being little more than a sexist pig, correct? Nobody mainstream touches this topic but if you Google “Palin breastfeeding” there are over a million hits so Americans are talking about this topic. As to the double standard, hey guys can’t breastfeed and secondly, as I said before, men are very genetically and hormonally different from women despite what political correctness may say about the topic. Nuance Alert: I didn’t say men are better, I just said different. (As a matter of fact, woman are genetically superior to men because of their double-X chromosomes which can make them less susceptible to a variety of sex linked genetic diseases.)

And hello, Americans are still big on double standards. Hillary is allowed to squirt a few crocodile tears when she is being picked on and she didn’t get dinged too bad for her blatant display of womanly emotion. However, if a man was to do that during a campaign, well can you say sayonara to him in the polls? Moreover, we can make all sorts of aspersions about the young black guy being tested early on if he gets elected but we can’t question the nursing mother being tested? I don’t know, I just can’t figure this one out and I guess we’ll just let history take place next week.